by the way,
i just ate a really old tuna sandwich and at first it was okay but halfway through it kind of felt tingly but i kept going then it tasted exactly like raw fish from a pond and now i have a tummy ache and if i die before i wake please know that i love each and every one of you. except Ryan Maxan. (you know who you are).
Season of the Witch (Movie Review)
Season Of The Witch (2010)- If you like white people, you’re going to LOVE Season of the Witch starring Nic Cage’s eyebrows. There is action, adventure, and DEMON WOLVES! Demon wolves are my favorite kind of animal-demon hybrid!! (2nd favorite is lobster-monkeys). One downside (I like to say FROWNSIDE) of the film is it’s reliance on suspension of disbelief. The film expects...
THE STORY OF MY NON-ALCOHOLISM BELT
So I have two belts, one is for alcoholism, and one is for general-use-sobriety-time. The good news is that these are ways you, too, can designate your belts! The bad news is that I left my non-alcoholism belt IN MY FRIEND’S HONDA ELEMENT. (Square cars that the Nissan Cube are based upon, AND IT IS BLUE, SO IT’S LIKE AN ICE CUBE). Look, what I am trying to say, is that my friend here...
my favorite mixed drink is “crippling insecurity”
How To Speak Spanish LESSON 1
Spanish is a language spoken by millions of people around the world. It is important to be able to communicate to those around us. That’s why I am making the effort to make what I know available. Follow along with these easy lessons and soon you’ll be jive-talkin’ like a dun gone booty blossom. (Ebonics, Lesson IV, “Compliments To A Dame of Considerable Social...
FREE JOKE I MADE UP
Question: What's black and white and red all over?
Answer: Mulatto blood
dear tumblr people
i ate pasta*. now i am going to take a shower**. but first, i would like to take a moment to say something about how i use tumblr SO YOU DO NOT GET OFFENDED OR WHATEVER: i am not going to be shy about who i follow and who i do not follow. i only follow a few people, usually because they write things that make me very happy. i do not want to follow you if you only reblog pictures or post images....
What I Want For My Birthday
Here is a list of what I want for my birthday on January the 17th Martin Luther King Jr. Day (my birthday): Weird Science (DVD) Tears for Fears : Songs from the Big Chair (on VINYL!!) A blanket Weird Science (Oingo Boingo single) (on VINYL!!) Tears and a Maid : Songs for cleaning my house (as a gift I don’t pay no salary) Two turtle doves Three more turtle doves Four...