“Saturn is in retrograde this week,” the anchor said on TV, “causing a sudden widespread anarchy.” We listened and we destroyed things we loved and for a moment the sirens were our roaring anthem. The taste of our own blood was like sweet iron and then that “Pumped Up Kicks” song came on and we stopped because fuck that noise. That song is a new kind of...
Regarding that last post, I am not overweight, I am very thin and very handsome.
Ooh gurl you so fly that I got a bomb in my underpants that I got arrested for last December but I’m finally going to trial and now I’m all over the news, gurl! Damn you so fly and it’s like middle America is growing less wary of domestic terrorism, gurl, and I wonder if it is because of a decline in threat level or if maybe just social apathy is kicking in now that there’s...
Fred Phelps does not believe what he is doing. This is a scam. It’s a business....– Fred Phelps is a Con Man You guys realize that the Westboro Baptist Church just exists to provoke people and get them to assault its members, right? Ignorezies, Ignorezies, Ignorezies. Unless you’re the IRS. In which case, AUDITZIES. (via julieklausner)