My lungs have melted into ooze and I am dead and I want a SlushPuppy.
Last night as I drove home from my job, I found myself in the middle of nowhere surrounded by empty cornfields. A bright neon light rang across the sky like a long-exposure photograph. It was bright green and flared into a shining orange flame as chunks of it burned off into the atmosphere before it crash landed somewhere west of my position. I pulled over the car and called everyone I know....