March 2011
10 posts
Batman Feature Films in Order of Quality
1. Batman Returns (1992)
2. Other Batman movies
things people think my name is
robin
roger
goose “the hammer” davis
walt
Satan
a weed
a bead
a leprechaun (irish racism)
ralph
a racist
ridge
reptile
gentile
ranger
addicted to children’s aspirin
addicted to python venom
addicted to oxycontin
ron
HELLO
if i attempted to start a literary print zine/thing, would you submit to it??? would you finally love me?
serial killer microfiction
i see you’ve finally done it.
sawed through the chains.
i stare through the open basement window.
i tell myself not to cry.
serial killer microfiction
“it’s like a puzzle.” Tommy’s hands were covered in mush.
“you just need to paste the pieces back how they were.”
curved strips of skull flecked with blood laid out on the table before them, they sighed.
“don’t worry, we’ll have our friend back soon enough.”
serial killer microfiction
“dime for dime”, she thought, searching the cold morning darkness for Margaret’s shovel, “today’s endeavors were probably worth the broken teeth.”
