fireland: “I wrote a poem about you in my miniature notebook. Wanna hear it? OK.” “You what? Who are you?” “Name’s Josh. It’s mostly about your breasts but in a kind of metaphorical poetry way. Like for example here I call them chest balls.” “Great well this is my stop.” “I know.” !!!
deeisforduh asked: Also, you can watch the quadrantids meteor shower around 2 am. :]
Fireland is amazing →
fireland: The goon pats me down and finds the oyster knife taped to my coccyx. “Thought you said you was unarmed,” he says, voice like a broken down retard factory. “I said that because I didn’t want you to know I had a knife,” I say. “In case I needed to stab you?” “I thought we was friends.” “We are friends! We hugged like ten seconds ago!” “Yeah but I just feel like you feel like it’s a...