Why must we live in the age of not replying to emails? Let’s go back to 2007, when people definitely mostly responded to my emails.
Sorry, I keep saying political things. I’ll go back to thinking about pizza and farts now.
Last year, Todd Akin and Paul Ryan partnered to... →
think-progress: GOP Senate candidate Todd Akin, the same man who claimed “legitimate rape” doesn’t often lead to pregnancy. this is a strange world
Ernest scanned his brain for a solution. Whenever he was stressed he would close...– excerpt from a thing I wrote
Don’t be a pawn in bipartisan gridlock! Choose NOT to vote!!! or whatever. I’m not voting, is what I’m saying.
Megan Mullally says the Party Down movie is... →
witstream: I’ll believe it when I see it. And even then I might not believe it.
I’ve learned a lot about what not to do on your blog! For instance, do not write things your employer could find out about your life!! That means do not talk about your coworkers, like Laura in Accounting. I’m not talking about “Soft-N-Heavy” Laura but Laura “Freddy-Talons-For-Hands-LeanCuisine-Krueger” McGillicutty. Also, do not post links to your personal...
Wouldn’t it be great if -just as a goof- we all decided not to ever go see the new Total Recall? Imagine: some Hollywood production spends millions of dollars thinking to make it back on ticket sales, when all of the sudden: BAM. No one shows up! Wouldn’t that be the tits? So what do you think? Are you in? Good. Let’s all just skip it. It’ll be hilarious. Trust me on this...