August 2012
15 posts
Aug 31st
135 notes
Why must we live in the age of not replying to emails? Let’s go back to 2007, when people definitely mostly responded to my emails.
Aug 28th
Aug 25th
20,485 notes
Sorry, I keep saying political things. I’ll go back to thinking about pizza and farts now.
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
340 notes
Last year, Todd Akin and Paul Ryan partnered to... →
think-progress: GOP Senate candidate Todd Akin, the same man who claimed “legitimate rape” doesn’t often lead to pregnancy. this is a strange world
Aug 19th
463 notes
“Ernest scanned his brain for a solution. Whenever he was stressed he would close...”
– excerpt from a thing I wrote
Aug 17th
1 note
Don’t be a pawn in bipartisan gridlock! Choose NOT to vote!!! or whatever. I’m not voting, is what I’m saying.
Aug 16th
Aug 13th
1,156 notes
Megan Mullally says the Party Down movie is... →
witstream: I’ll believe it when I see it. And even then I might not believe it.
Aug 13th
33 notes
I’ve learned a lot about what not to do on your blog! For instance, do not write things your employer could find out about your life!! That means do not talk about your coworkers, like Laura in Accounting. I’m not talking about “Soft-N-Heavy” Laura but Laura “Freddy-Talons-For-Hands-LeanCuisine-Krueger” McGillicutty. Also, do not post links to your personal...
Aug 13th
Aug 9th
1 note
Aug 8th
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Aug 2nd
4 notes
Wouldn’t it be great if -just as a goof- we all decided not to ever go see the new Total Recall? Imagine: some Hollywood production spends millions of dollars thinking to make it back on ticket sales, when all of the sudden: BAM. No one shows up! Wouldn’t that be the tits? So what do you think? Are you in? Good. Let’s all just skip it. It’ll be hilarious. Trust me on this...
Aug 1st
2 notes